Blarg! the pirate blog for the whole family!

we laugh loud and hearrrrty! So everyday, we'll be sharing a new bit o' gold in the form 

of a pirate joke. Here's hopin' you like it, or else ye can walk the plank!

Captain Bluebird walks into his favorite salloon. Says the barkeep, "Cap'n, haven't seen 

you around in a while, how are ye?"
Bluebeard answers, "Fine, just got me new wooden leg, ain't she a bute?"
"I can see that, what happened?"
"Pirate battle, cannon took me leg clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this wooden 

one, good as new," and he danced a little jig.
"Well, Cap'n, what happened to your hand, you didn't have that hook last time I saw ye?"
"Pirate battle, sword took me hand clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this hook, 

good as new," And he took his hat from his head and twirled it around on the hook.
The barkeep nodded his approval, "What about that eye patch, don't tell ye lost yer eye 

in a pirate battle as well?"
"Would ye believe I did? I was right in the middle of a pirate battle when a bird flew over 

me yardarm and pooped straight in me eye! Arr!" He pulls back the patch to reveal an ugly 

scar.
"Bird poop? Surely ye can't expect me to believe that scar came from bird poop?"
"Course not you Landlubber! Ye see, the day the bird flew over me yard arm, was the day 

after I got me new hook!"

Har, har, har!