Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Been a while since I added anything here, but I am back and ready for action! So, swab the maindecks and batten the hatches! It's time to lower the mainsail and ship off in search of some more pirate humor! Here's today's joke, a bit off color, but it made me laugh!
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says" hey buddy , you've got a steering wheel on your crotch. Pirate replys, "Aaargh , it's driving me nuts."
So, got a great joke for us? Leave it in the comments! We love to laugh.
Saturday, September 6, 2014
When it comes to being a pirate, not much is worse than wanting to steal people's wishes, but in The Wishmonger, that is just what the villain, Benedict Pine wants to do!
In the town of Wishful, wishing has been illegal for a long time, and blind, angry Benedict would like to keep it that way. In fact, he would rather the entire town, where he lost his site to a childhood accident, not exist at all!
There's only one problem with that, Roger Pine, Benedict's long lost nephew is coming to town and he is ready to stop The Wishmonger! He aims to not only make Wishing legal again, but to stop his pirate uncle with the power of a Wish!
The Wishmonger is a great book and you can read all about it on Amazon http://write-to-be-heard.blogspot.com/2014/09/case-study-in-ebook-publishng-wishmonger.html
It's only 99cents for a limited time, so go get your copy of The Wishmonger!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Ahoy! I'm Captain Jack Spare Rib! Here at Blarg, we like to laugh, and when we laugh
we laugh loud and hearrrrty! So everyday, we'll be sharing a new bit o' gold in the form
of a pirate joke. Here's hopin' you like it, or else ye can walk the plank!
Captain Bluebird walks into his favorite salloon. Says the barkeep, "Cap'n, haven't seen
Captain Bluebird walks into his favorite salloon. Says the barkeep, "Cap'n, haven't seen
you around in a while, how are ye?"
Bluebeard answers, "Fine, just got me new wooden leg, ain't she a bute?"
"I can see that, what happened?"
"Pirate battle, cannon took me leg clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this wooden
Bluebeard answers, "Fine, just got me new wooden leg, ain't she a bute?"
"I can see that, what happened?"
"Pirate battle, cannon took me leg clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this wooden
one, good as new," and he danced a little jig.
"Well, Cap'n, what happened to your hand, you didn't have that hook last time I saw ye?"
"Pirate battle, sword took me hand clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this hook,
"Well, Cap'n, what happened to your hand, you didn't have that hook last time I saw ye?"
"Pirate battle, sword took me hand clean off, but Cooky fit me right up with this hook,
good as new," And he took his hat from his head and twirled it around on the hook.
The barkeep nodded his approval, "What about that eye patch, don't tell ye lost yer eye
The barkeep nodded his approval, "What about that eye patch, don't tell ye lost yer eye
in a pirate battle as well?"
"Would ye believe I did? I was right in the middle of a pirate battle when a bird flew over
"Would ye believe I did? I was right in the middle of a pirate battle when a bird flew over
me yardarm and pooped straight in me eye! Arr!" He pulls back the patch to reveal an ugly
scar.
"Bird poop? Surely ye can't expect me to believe that scar came from bird poop?"
"Course not you Landlubber! Ye see, the day the bird flew over me yard arm, was the day
"Bird poop? Surely ye can't expect me to believe that scar came from bird poop?"
"Course not you Landlubber! Ye see, the day the bird flew over me yard arm, was the day
after I got me new hook!"
Har, har, har!
Har, har, har!
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